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Stop moving

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Stop rushing me

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You moron!

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What?

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You're wondering, what the hell is going on?

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Let's go back two days

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It's all because of this fool

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He won a prize in Beijing

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One Week Grand Tour to Taiwan

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The moment | bumped into him

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was the start of my worst nightmare

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"Beijing Security Guard - Ocean"

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"Crime Boss - Z"

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"Female Assassins"

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"Crazy Tour Guide - Idol"

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"Clueless Tourist - Jane"

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"Local Mafia- Gangster Wu"

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"Taipei Security Guard - Jay"

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- Stop, right there
- Don't run

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Watch the painting

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Don't damage the painting

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The painting's gone! Reques for backup!

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Stay where you are!

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Don't ruin it!

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Stay at your position

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Repeat, stay at your position

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Jay, why did you do that?

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What the...

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Jay

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Why did you leave your position?

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| can handle this all by myself

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Security is all about teamwork

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If the team can't keep up with me

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It's not my fault

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What's important is that | got it back

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Just look at the painting

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Take a good long look

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In three days’ time

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In three days this treasure will be

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exhibited at the National Palace Museum

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and this is how you'll protect it?

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Today's result is a FAIL

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You have three hours to prep

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and we'll do the drill again

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Dismissed!

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Respect the team.

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Stop the one man act

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Priceless classic painting in
cross-strait exhibition...

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is a first-time ever

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expected to draw large tourist crowds

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from China to come to Taiwan

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This is the captain speaking

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- Here's the water, Miss.
- Thank you.

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...an area of turbulence

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Hey!

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That's what this is for

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Thank you

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Are flights always so bumpy?

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Sometimes...it's bumpier than riding in a car

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What?

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So...sorry

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This airline is very safe

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Just breathe

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Yah!

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Welcome to Taiwan

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I'm Tour Guide Idol from the

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"Best Agency in Taiwan"

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Idol takes away your worries

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Idol never lets you be bored

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Dearest guests from China

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|! am your humble guide

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My name is Idol

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This Idol follows you everywhere

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Anytime Anywhere

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Whatever you please

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Idol will whisk you there

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You are so lucky to have me

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Because | am a certified 5-star guide

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My rating is of the highest rank

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Higher than even Superman can fly

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But...

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My one rule

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is that nobody leaves the group

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Nobody travels independently

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If you dare leave the group

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| will personally hunt you down

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Of course our tour itself is wonderful

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- Are you all right?
- You won't forget it

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| emphasize again, stick with the group

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No running off...hey, what are you doing?

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| said "No running off"

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Here we are at the National Palace Museum

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Idol takes away all your worries

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Idol whisks you everywhere

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We have arrived at the National Palace Museum

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Don't wander off alone

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Don't try to get ahead of Idol

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Back off back off, get behind me

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And keep up!

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The ones behind, don't get lost

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Come away

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Here we are, still at the National Palace Museum

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Keep up! Keep up!

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Keep moving along

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Sorry, are you ok?

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Let me clean that for you

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What? | didn't do it on purpose

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Ready?

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Wow, this looks so real

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Makes me feel hungry

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Ok, time's up

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My dear Chinese guests

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Time flies when you're having fun

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We have more exciting locations waiting

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The vacation of a lifetime

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But I'm not finished here yet

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That's right, we've only been in here for minutes

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All | saw was a cabbage and a piece of pork

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Always rushing us

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Pay attention!

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Please!

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Don't forget our most important rule

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Don't leave the group, don't wander off alone

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Before we go

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I'd like to remind you of my special theory

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When you travel, always be merry

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and spend every cent you carry

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So, before we leave

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and spend every cent you carry

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So, before we leave

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Remember to support the Taiwan economy, ok?

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Let's go

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Take a photo of me

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Photos are not allowed

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Oh, they won't know, come on

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My first trip to Taiwan...half an hour only

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so rushed!

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First time to Taiwan, and this is it?

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Yeah

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What a bummer

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Sir, this is Tamshui pearl

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100% Authentic! Buy it or regret it

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Where are you from?

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Beijing, right?

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Beijing is great!

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Beijing men are generous

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Buy more than one

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Miss, your skin is so smooth

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This suits you just perfectly

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I'll give you a deal if you buy twenty

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Discount just for you

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Where can | buy a pearl necklace?

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Over there. Go! Go! Go!

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Choose whichever one you want

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Can | have a look at this one?

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Ok

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Just a second

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Here

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| bought it

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| need to go to the washroom

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Go! Go! Go!

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These pearls are too small

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Give me bigger ones

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Take them out

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Watch out, security's ahead

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What exactly is Jay's problem?

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How would | know?

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Because of him, we haven't rested in days

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What you gonna do if we have a break?

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Go for a walk

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Let's eat

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Ok

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Code is 1-2-0-3

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We're in

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Where's Jay?

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| don't know

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Captain John calling Jay

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Reply when you get this

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Calling Captain John

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The treasure's been stolen

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Send back up immediately

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No, you get back to the team right now

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| know what I'm doing, I'll take care of it

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You think you can? Get back here!

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Hey!

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Stop!

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Get out of there, now!

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Robbery!

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Robbery!

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Sorry

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Robbery!

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How dare you in broad daylight?

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Don't you run

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Are you crazy?

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Don't you run!

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Stop!

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Thank you

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You're welcome

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I'm so lucky

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Let's go!

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Get on the bus

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We're going to our next stop

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Hurry and get on the bus

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That's all

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Get on the bus, here we go

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Where do you think you're going?

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Let me go!

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Security guard

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You know I'm a security guard and you still run?

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No, I'm the security

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What's this?

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See this?

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I'm on a mission

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You're...security?

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What about those two girls?

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Thieves!

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Are you working with them?

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| don't even know them

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| just thought they needed help

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Then what are you doing here?

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|.../'’m on vacation

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My tour bus is over there

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Huh?! Where's the bus?

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The bus?!

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Oh no, I'm separated from my tour group

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Wait, there's a girl in your group

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with a lot of painting scrolls, right?

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You mean the girl with big eyes and a camera?

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That's the one

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What do you want with her?

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You screwed up my mission, come with me

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Help! Kidnap!

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I'm innocent!

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Stop struggling

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Let me go

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Where's your hotel?

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| don't remember

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We're the "Grand Tour"

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Jay and these two women

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Is he working with them?

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He's caught on camera

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- and now he's gone
- Shut it!

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Just find him

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Ten years ago

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When my father was on his deathbed he told me

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that his dream was to acquire
this particular piece of treasure

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He asked me if | would keep you two
in the family business

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He was sure that your skills
would be of great value to me

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But now

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After three years of planning

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Today we finally get to see what you're worth

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I've gotta say

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| wasn't very impressed!

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No more mistakes

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33, 34...35...36...37...38...38?

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Stop!

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Can you let me go?

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Can | have a look?

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Hey

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Are they here?

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Just ask

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The guest registration is here

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Look for my tour guide Idol

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| don't see Idol anywhere

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Do you remember or not?

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| didn't say for sure it's this hotel

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Look at the list again

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Where are you?

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I'm chasing down the treasure

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By yourself?

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I'm very close

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If | find this Idol, I'll find the treasure

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All right, let's figure this out

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But first, you come back

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Ok, right, I'll come back now

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Let me go

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Where are we?

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Help!

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Help!

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Come back!

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Corner him when he comes over

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Don't let him go, got it?

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"| will retrieve the treasure"

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"and prove my innocence"

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Help! Help!

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Let me go, please!

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Are you crazy?

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If I'm crazy

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it's all your fault

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Fine, so you don't know the hotel name

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Do you know where your next stop is?

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Stop shouting

293
00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:21,105
Let me think

294
00:19:25,147 --> 00:19:27,772
| wrote down the schedule

295
00:19:40,688 --> 00:19:42,397
| can't read simplified Chinese

296
00:20:03,188 --> 00:20:04,230
Bummer

297
00:20:05,147 --> 00:20:07,522
I'm still so tired from jet lag

298
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:15,272
Are you crazy, that's too loud

299
00:20:15,438 --> 00:20:18,272
| have a bad ear, | can't hear properly

300
00:20:18,438 --> 00:20:19,647
Then don't listen at all

301
00:20:22,105 --> 00:20:24,313
"Deng Dwa-lang, Deng dwa-lang"

302
00:20:24,897 --> 00:20:27,22
What does that mean?

303
00:20:27,188 --> 00:20:29,188
Medicine to make you grow taller, a con

304
00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:33,147
Hey, what's that for?

305
00:20:33,313 --> 00:20:35,272
Just look at yourself

306
00:20:40,355 --> 00:20:42,22
Don't touch, it's autographed by Wang Chien-ming

307
00:20:42,272 --> 00:20:45,272
What? Yao Ming?

308
00:20:46,522 --> 00:20:47,980
| like Yao Ming a lot too

309
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,688
Every day my fellow guards and |

310
00:20:50,855 --> 00:20:53,147
would play basketball together

311
00:20:53,522 --> 00:20:54,355
You're really a guard?

312
00:20:56,397 --> 00:20:59,855
Senior security guard

313
00:21:00,22 --> 00:21:03,605
| even teach Taichi every day

314
00:21:03,897 --> 00:21:05,22
I'm warning you

315
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:06,855
You take me back to my tour right now

316
00:21:07,22 --> 00:21:08,730
Or I'm going to be forced to show you

317
00:21:08,897 --> 00:21:10,480
my Taichi

318
00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:12,980
I'm looking for your tour group too

319
00:21:14,688 --> 00:21:17,105
You said you're on a mission

320
00:21:17,272 --> 00:21:18,897
What are you looking for?

321
00:21:32,605 --> 00:21:33,980
Is this your boy?

322
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,230
That's ME!

323
00:21:37,855 --> 00:21:41,897
You looked better as a child

324
00:21:42,397 --> 00:21:43,355
That's my bro

325
00:21:43,813 --> 00:21:44,772
I'm the OTHER one

326
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:47,563
Your brother?

327
00:21:49,397 --> 00:21:51,105
My best bud who used to work with me

328
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:57,63
So that means your partner

329
00:21:57,855 --> 00:22:01,730
That's right, we need partners in our jobs

330
00:22:02,730 --> 00:22:03,730
He's gone

331
00:22:04,647 --> 00:22:05,772
Out of the business?

332
00:22:07,397 --> 00:22:10,230
Well, must be because of you

333
00:22:12,647 --> 00:22:14,22
Don't tell me this

334
00:22:14,188 --> 00:22:16,230
How can | call the cops?

335
00:22:16,438 --> 00:22:17,855
Just keep quiet, help me find the guy

336
00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:20,522
Don't | Know I'm losing the 250k guarantee?

337
00:22:20,688 --> 00:22:22,563
Don't | know I'm losing my license?

338
00:22:23,188 --> 00:22:25,730
Yes, lost at the Museum,
| already sent out his photo

339
00:22:25,897 --> 00:22:27,105
I'm dying here

340
00:22:27,272 --> 00:22:28,938
Please just help me find him

341
00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:30,563
Excsue me

342
00:22:30,730 --> 00:22:32,22
Is this someone's luggage?

343
00:22:32,230 --> 00:22:33,813
| gotta hang up, a tourist is causing trouble

344
00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:35,147
Just help

345
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:38,313
Hey, lady, | beg you

346
00:22:38,522 --> 00:22:39,647
The bus is still in motion

347
00:22:39,813 --> 00:22:42,272
Please sit down, it's dangerous

348
00:22:45,647 --> 00:22:47,105
Are we missing someone?

349
00:22:47,355 --> 00:22:48,772
What? No, no, no, not at all

350
00:22:48,938 --> 00:22:49,813
Everybody is still here

351
00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:51,313
Please sit down right now

352
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,147
But there was the guy in the red shirt

353
00:22:53,313 --> 00:22:54,522
What guy in the red shirt?

354
00:22:54,647 --> 00:22:55,147
| thought | saw...

355
00:22:55,313 --> 00:22:56,813
It's your eye that's red. Sit down

356
00:22:56,980 --> 00:22:58,605
or your eyes are going to get redder

357
00:22:58,772 --> 00:23:00,438
Very dangerous, sit down right now

358
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:18,772
What now?

359
00:23:24,813 --> 00:23:26,188
Do you need help?

360
00:23:33,688 --> 00:23:34,980
Help?

361
00:23:35,688 --> 00:23:37,272
Just get back in the car

362
00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:41,563
Can you do it or not?

363
00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:42,980
There's a saying

364
00:23:43,147 --> 00:23:46,480
At home, rely on parents;
traveling, rely on friends

365
00:23:47,22 --> 00:23:48,772
If you need my help, just say the word

366
00:23:49,272 --> 00:23:49,980
Push

367
00:23:52,272 --> 00:23:53,772
You want to help? Then push

368
00:23:54,272 --> 00:23:55,605
Push the car

369
00:23:56,772 --> 00:23:58,355
| can push, no problem

370
00:23:58,522 --> 00:24:00,147
But your attitude is the problem

371
00:24:01,522 --> 00:24:04,897
I'm older than you, you should respect me

372
00:24:05,63 --> 00:24:05,980
Just push the car

373
00:24:08,63 --> 00:24:11,938
Just because | help doesn't mean
you can order me around

374
00:24:13,147 --> 00:24:16,480
Attitude is the key to working together

375
00:24:16,647 --> 00:24:19,147
With your kind of attitude

376
00:24:19,313 --> 00:24:21,480
PUSH the damn car!

377
00:24:34,730 --> 00:24:37,272
Hey, look, this isn't working

378
00:24:37,522 --> 00:24:38,980
We gotta synchronize

379
00:24:39,188 --> 00:24:39,897
Listen to me

380
00:24:40,272 --> 00:24:41,105
| say "Turn"

381
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:42,63
Then you turn on the engine

382
00:24:42,730 --> 00:24:43,563
Turn!

383
00:24:44,355 --> 00:24:44,938
Turn!

384
00:24:47,22 --> 00:24:48,355
I'm still here

385
00:24:55,397 --> 00:24:57,313
Slow...slow down

386
00:24:58,438 --> 00:24:59,355
Not yet

387
00:25:01,855 --> 00:25:03,313
I'm not in the car yet!

388
00:25:06,397 --> 00:25:08,772
"Headquarters"

389
00:25:08,938 --> 00:25:10,813
Why don't you pick up?

390
00:25:13,105 --> 00:25:14,688
Tell me honestly

391
00:25:14,855 --> 00:25:16,647
What are you looking for?

392
00:25:16,813 --> 00:25:17,522
None of your business

393
00:25:18,688 --> 00:25:20,313
Look at yourself

394
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,855
You have no qualms ordering people around

395
00:25:23,22 --> 00:25:25,772
But when | ask you a question, you never answer

396
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,772
How did your parents raise you?

397
00:25:29,938 --> 00:25:31,63
My parents raised me just fine

398
00:25:31,897 --> 00:25:32,688
None of your business

399
00:25:32,813 --> 00:25:34,105
How is it none of my business?

400
00:25:34,272 --> 00:25:37,230
| got lost from my tour because of you

401
00:25:37,813 --> 00:25:38,980
Whose fault is it?

402
00:25:39,688 --> 00:25:42,313
Seriously, man to man, what are you looking for?

403
00:25:45,22 --> 00:25:45,813
Family heirloom

404
00:25:46,397 --> 00:25:47,605
Family heirloom

405
00:25:54,147 --> 00:25:57,480
You could've shared with me earlier

406
00:25:58,105 --> 00:25:58,688
How about this?

407
00:25:58,813 --> 00:26:01,63
You help me find my tour group

408
00:26:01,230 --> 00:26:04,813
Then I'll help you find your heirloom

409
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:05,688
Deal?

410
00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:29,730
Sir

411
00:26:29,855 --> 00:26:31,355
Have you seen a tour group from China?

412
00:26:31,522 --> 00:26:33,438
Look around you, they're everywhere

413
00:26:57,22 --> 00:26:57,522
Hey

414
00:26:58,188 --> 00:27:00,230
How can you eat at a time like this?

415
00:27:00,397 --> 00:27:02,563
This boss is really a nice guy

416
00:27:02,730 --> 00:27:05,230
Treats me to sausage

417
00:27:05,397 --> 00:27:07,938
Here's one for you, you want it?

418
00:27:10,230 --> 00:27:12,397
That looks like my group's bus

419
00:27:14,188 --> 00:27:15,605
It is my bus!

420
00:27:16,563 --> 00:27:17,313
Let's get in the jeep

421
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,147
It's faster

422
00:27:32,730 --> 00:27:33,855
It's right there

423
00:27:38,355 --> 00:27:38,897
Sit tight

424
00:27:42,272 --> 00:27:44,522
I'm...I'm still a virgin

425
00:27:45,355 --> 00:27:46,188
Easy

426
00:27:50,897 --> 00:27:52,438
Hey hey!

427
00:27:53,188 --> 00:27:53,688
Stop!

428
00:27:53,855 --> 00:27:55,105
Stop the bus right now!

429
00:27:55,272 --> 00:27:55,772
Crazy bitch...

430
00:28:04,730 --> 00:28:07,480
Almost there

431
00:28:14,22 --> 00:28:14,647
Stop!

432
00:28:14,980 --> 00:28:15,647
Stop the bus!

433
00:28:15,813 --> 00:28:16,563
Take the wheel!

434
00:28:16,980 --> 00:28:17,313
What?

435
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:18,647
No! No! No!

436
00:28:19,63 --> 00:28:20,355
| can't do it

437
00:28:25,855 --> 00:28:28,730
My dearest guests and customers

438
00:28:28,897 --> 00:28:30,813
What you're looking at now

439
00:28:30,980 --> 00:28:31,563
Ocean

440
00:28:31,730 --> 00:28:33,397
is a popular street performance group

441
00:28:33,605 --> 00:28:36,355
They are auditioning for the X Factor

442
00:28:36,522 --> 00:28:38,563
Because they all love Britney Spears

443
00:28:38,730 --> 00:28:39,480
Hey, is this yours?

444
00:28:39,647 --> 00:28:40,772
But | still like Simon Cowell best

445
00:28:40,938 --> 00:28:42,897
He's my number one!

446
00:28:48,813 --> 00:28:49,730
Hello, 911?

447
00:28:51,63 --> 00:28:51,647
Drive!

448
00:28:52,730 --> 00:28:55,480
No! | haven't driven in years

449
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:57,730
Get your hands off me!

450
00:29:02,938 --> 00:29:04,105
Dearest guests

451
00:29:04,272 --> 00:29:06,355
Because you are from Great China

452
00:29:06,522 --> 00:29:08,772
To serve you is my greatest honor

453
00:29:08,938 --> 00:29:10,980
What does the bus driver live on?

454
00:29:11,147 --> 00:29:12,772
| highly recommend

455
00:29:12,938 --> 00:29:14,772
President's Green Tea

456
00:29:14,938 --> 00:29:15,605
Try it!

457
00:29:15,938 --> 00:29:17,438
Stop touching my ass

458
00:29:21,105 --> 00:29:21,855
Where are you going?

459
00:29:24,105 --> 00:29:25,22
Watch out

460
00:29:35,730 --> 00:29:36,813
Did you hear anything?

461
00:29:36,980 --> 00:29:37,813
Nothing

462
00:29:37,980 --> 00:29:39,230
Just an illusion

463
00:29:50,397 --> 00:29:51,355
Who are you?

464
00:29:51,563 --> 00:29:52,938
Weren't you outside just now?

465
00:29:53,397 --> 00:29:54,22
What are you doing inside?

466
00:29:54,188 --> 00:29:56,63
Don't be nervous, everyone, stay calm

467
00:29:58,980 --> 00:29:59,938
| gotta talk to my girlfriend

468
00:30:00,63 --> 00:30:00,980
We just had a fight

469
00:30:01,230 --> 00:30:02,105
What were you doing outside?

470
00:30:03,730 --> 00:30:04,272
Proposing

471
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,563
Wow, crazy things people do for love...

472
00:30:10,730 --> 00:30:11,522
Proposing death?

473
00:30:20,897 --> 00:30:21,522
Get closer!

474
00:30:23,105 --> 00:30:24,772
Miss, this case belongs to me, please return it

475
00:30:25,563 --> 00:30:28,105
Mister, who's your girlfriend?

476
00:30:28,855 --> 00:30:30,188
| have excellent ears

477
00:30:30,355 --> 00:30:31,772
| heard what you said, ok?

478
00:30:55,438 --> 00:30:56,772
Prove that this case belongs to you

479
00:30:57,313 --> 00:30:59,563
And why is Ocean with you?

480
00:30:59,980 --> 00:31:00,438

481
00:31:02,272 --> 00:31:04,355
Watch out, they're up there!

482
00:31:05,63 --> 00:31:05,480
Up there!

483
00:31:05,647 --> 00:31:06,855
No time to explain

484
00:31:21,63 --> 00:31:21,605
No!

485
00:31:29,855 --> 00:31:30,480
Bro

486
00:31:31,313 --> 00:31:32,813
Be careful!

487
00:31:39,313 --> 00:31:40,355
Let go!

488
00:31:42,647 --> 00:31:43,938
Stop kicking!

489
00:31:49,105 --> 00:31:49,855
Don't drop it!

490
00:31:55,647 --> 00:31:56,397
Get outta here!

491
00:31:58,230 --> 00:31:58,813
Where's the painting?

492
00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:00,313
Now you're gonna get it

493
00:32:06,605 --> 00:32:09,813
Mr. Ocean, | can't believe you're driving in Taiwan

494
00:32:09,980 --> 00:32:10,855
What are you doing?

495
00:32:11,63 --> 00:32:12,563
Get back here right now!

496
00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:13,855
Don't' go!

497
00:32:15,813 --> 00:32:17,730
If you don't come back, I'm ruined

498
00:32:18,313 --> 00:32:21,272
You asshole!

499
00:32:24,22 --> 00:32:27,63
Can they perform it one more time?

500
00:32:29,397 --> 00:32:32,22
You think it's easy to coordinate a show like that?

501
00:32:34,355 --> 00:32:35,147
Sorry, | lost my cool

502
00:32:35,313 --> 00:32:36,147
It's ok

503
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,313
Please find it in your hearts to forgive me

504
00:32:41,730 --> 00:32:43,63
Are you all right?

505
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:44,855
What's going on?

506
00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:47,63
Where did Ocean go?

507
00:32:47,813 --> 00:32:48,647
He should be fine

508
00:32:49,522 --> 00:32:50,813
| will bring him back, don't worry

509
00:32:50,980 --> 00:32:53,105
Sorry, | made a prank call

510
00:32:53,230 --> 00:32:54,188
It's all a misunderstanding

511
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,22
Our tour group is doing fine

512
00:32:57,188 --> 00:32:58,938
Everyone is very happy and enjoying the tour

513
00:32:59,105 --> 00:33:00,272
And they love me as their perfect guide

514
00:33:00,438 --> 00:33:02,688
Of course, not a single person is missing

515
00:33:03,63 --> 00:33:03,855
Let me tell you

516
00:33:04,147 --> 00:33:05,938
Leaving the tour is a serious offense

517
00:33:06,272 --> 00:33:07,272
He's a simple guy

518
00:33:07,438 --> 00:33:09,522
Please don't get him in any trouble

519
00:33:10,647 --> 00:33:11,563
| took photos

520
00:33:11,730 --> 00:33:13,22
I've got evidence for you right here

521
00:33:13,605 --> 00:33:15,230
Don't tell anyone about him being missing

522
00:33:15,397 --> 00:33:16,397
| promise to bring him back

523
00:33:16,563 --> 00:33:17,147
Don't' worry

524
00:33:23,938 --> 00:33:25,605
Can | borrow

525
00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:28,63
Can | borrow your phone?

526
00:33:50,897 --> 00:33:51,480
Hello?

527
00:33:51,647 --> 00:33:53,230
Where did you drive off to?

528
00:33:53,397 --> 00:33:55,272
Is my tour group still there?

529
00:33:55,438 --> 00:33:57,105
Yes. Look in the jeep for the case

530
00:33:58,230 --> 00:34:01,813
Oh yes, it's here

531
00:34:02,272 --> 00:34:03,813
So this is your heirloom

532
00:34:03,980 --> 00:34:05,980
That's right, keep it safe

533
00:34:06,147 --> 00:34:07,480
Where are you?

534
00:34:07,647 --> 00:34:09,438
Wait, let me see

535
00:34:11,647 --> 00:34:13,188
I'm in the mountains

536
00:34:13,688 --> 00:34:16,563
There is a beef noodle shop here

537
00:34:17,355 --> 00:34:19,63
Stay where you are, I'm coming over

538
00:34:19,730 --> 00:34:20,438
Stay there

539
00:34:20,772 --> 00:34:21,438
Hello?

540
00:34:23,355 --> 00:34:24,688
He hung up

541
00:34:28,272 --> 00:34:29,313
My number's in there

542
00:34:31,522 --> 00:34:32,647
Stay in touch

543
00:34:44,105 --> 00:34:47,272
Have a seat

544
00:35:10,438 --> 00:35:11,188
What do you want?

545
00:35:12,647 --> 00:35:13,730
What did you say?

546
00:35:14,855 --> 00:35:16,22
Foreigner

547
00:35:16,522 --> 00:35:18,230
| said what do you want today?

548
00:35:19,147 --> 00:35:21,397
What's good here?

549
00:35:21,813 --> 00:35:23,397
My specialty is beef noodles

550
00:35:23,730 --> 00:35:25,563
Spicy, non-spicy, you choose

551
00:35:25,897 --> 00:35:29,480
You decide, whatever's good

552
00:35:29,647 --> 00:35:31,563
Sure, coming right up

553
00:35:31,897 --> 00:35:32,647
Thanks

554
00:36:01,563 --> 00:36:02,647
Did you like the food?

555
00:36:03,63 --> 00:36:06,605
Great, it's the best beef noodles | ever had

556
00:36:07,438 --> 00:36:08,188
Thanks

557
00:36:08,355 --> 00:36:09,563
That's 2500 dollars

558
00:36:11,397 --> 00:36:12,22
How much?

559
00:36:12,438 --> 00:36:13,480
2500 dollars

560
00:36:15,647 --> 00:36:16,730
So expensive!

561
00:36:23,563 --> 00:36:25,397
| left my wallet in the jeep

562
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:28,897
You think I'm a fool?

563
00:36:29,63 --> 00:36:30,563
Fool!

564
00:36:32,313 --> 00:36:34,188
You think you can get freebies?

565
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,730
Calm down, my money's in the car

566
00:36:36,980 --> 00:36:37,730
It's in the car

567
00:36:38,605 --> 00:36:39,980
Easy

568
00:36:40,147 --> 00:36:41,147
| have money

569
00:36:42,938 --> 00:36:43,688
It's there

570
00:36:48,147 --> 00:36:48,480
Where's the money?

571
00:36:48,647 --> 00:36:50,438
- Where is it?
- Where's the money?

572
00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:52,63
My money's gone

573
00:36:52,230 --> 00:36:52,897
Where is it?

574
00:36:53,63 --> 00:36:54,147
It got stolen

575
00:36:54,313 --> 00:36:56,563
No money? Tear the car apart

576
00:36:58,63 --> 00:37:00,980
No no, don't do that

577
00:37:01,397 --> 00:37:03,480
|! am not trying to con you

578
00:37:03,647 --> 00:37:04,480
Con me?

579
00:37:04,647 --> 00:37:06,272
Gentlemen talk with words, not with hands

580
00:37:06,438 --> 00:37:07,355
Won't fight?

581
00:37:07,522 --> 00:37:08,397
Let's talk this through

582
00:37:08,522 --> 00:37:09,688
Talk?

583
00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:10,938
Everybody, freeze!

584
00:37:13,22 --> 00:37:15,688
| know Chinese kung-fu

585
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,188
Stop!

586
00:37:28,272 --> 00:37:29,563
Why do you always get into trouble?

587
00:37:30,605 --> 00:37:33,313
Bro, you came right on time

588
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,772
We can fight them off together

589
00:37:36,22 --> 00:37:37,647
You got a friend

590
00:37:37,855 --> 00:37:39,438
We got friends too

591
00:37:39,605 --> 00:37:41,188
Coming~~~

592
00:37:41,522 --> 00:37:42,897
Who wants a fight?

593
00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:55,605
Awesome!

594
00:37:55,897 --> 00:37:56,522
Where's the painting?

595
00:37:57,563 --> 00:37:58,313
The painting?

596
00:37:58,688 --> 00:38:00,230
It was there just now

597
00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:04,397
My wallet got stolen too

598
00:38:06,355 --> 00:38:07,22
Wait!

599
00:38:07,272 --> 00:38:10,938
There was a guy with a mole on his nose

600
00:38:11,397 --> 00:38:12,855
He looked really shady

601
00:38:13,730 --> 00:38:15,813
| almost got killed

602
00:38:15,980 --> 00:38:17,105
trying to get that case

603
00:38:17,272 --> 00:38:18,813
and you're here eating beef noodles

604
00:38:19,63 --> 00:38:20,563
What kind of loser security guard are you?

605
00:38:21,22 --> 00:38:23,188
Don't blame it all on me

606
00:38:23,355 --> 00:38:24,897
How did | know they were going to steal my stuff?

607
00:38:25,147 --> 00:38:25,897
If | hadn't met you

608
00:38:26,63 --> 00:38:28,480
I'd be enjoying Alishan by now

609
00:38:29,438 --> 00:38:31,897
Alishan! Alishan! Alishan!

610
00:38:32,188 --> 00:38:33,605
Don't kick my pineapple cakes

611
00:38:33,772 --> 00:38:36,605
You are a loser guard with loser Taichi

612
00:38:37,772 --> 00:38:39,730
Loser Taichi!

613
00:38:41,105 --> 00:38:42,897
You wanna take me on?

614
00:38:44,855 --> 00:38:45,313
Bring it!

615
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,105
Fuck!

616
00:38:47,105 --> 00:38:47,813
You...

617
00:38:50,772 --> 00:38:51,688
Get back here

618
00:38:52,772 --> 00:38:54,772
If you are a man

619
00:38:55,730 --> 00:38:57,313
get back here and fight

620
00:39:07,272 --> 00:39:09,730
"Little Mermaid"

621
00:39:46,397 --> 00:39:47,813
One more time

622
00:39:49,647 --> 00:39:51,188
You're back

623
00:39:51,355 --> 00:39:54,688
And you're flirting with girls, Litthe Mermaid

624
00:39:56,313 --> 00:39:59,438
Who is calling me?

625
00:40:21,688 --> 00:40:22,938
Stud!

626
00:40:25,522 --> 00:40:26,688
Stud!

627
00:40:26,897 --> 00:40:28,105
Step out of the car, handsome

628
00:40:29,147 --> 00:40:30,313
Come on

629
00:40:30,563 --> 00:40:32,188
Get out

630
00:40:36,397 --> 00:40:37,313
What do you want?

631
00:40:37,563 --> 00:40:40,105
Your friend wanted info worth two betelnut packs

632
00:40:40,272 --> 00:40:40,688
I'll pay for three

633
00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:42,688
| found out where the thieves are

634
00:40:42,855 --> 00:40:43,230
Really?

635
00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:45,230
Thanks to this girl

636
00:40:45,897 --> 00:40:47,563
Stop messing with him, Ma

637
00:40:47,730 --> 00:40:48,397
You're her mother?

638
00:40:48,563 --> 00:40:49,522
We don't look alike?

639
00:40:49,730 --> 00:40:50,22
You do

640
00:40:50,188 --> 00:40:51,230
Of course we do

641
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,688
I'll give you two free nuts

642
00:40:53,855 --> 00:40:54,855
Please don't

643
00:40:55,22 --> 00:40:56,230
No nuts, then how about kisses?

644
00:40:56,397 --> 00:40:57,313
I'll take the nuts!

645
00:40:57,938 --> 00:40:59,522
One more for you

646
00:41:02,522 --> 00:41:04,522
Don't you Taiwanese all eat betelnuts?

647
00:41:04,688 --> 00:41:06,480
Do you eat Peking Duck every day?

648
00:41:21,272 --> 00:41:24,938
I'm very sorry

649
00:41:25,188 --> 00:41:26,438
to have lost your heirloom

650
00:41:29,813 --> 00:41:32,355
Why don't you call your fellow guards

651
00:41:32,522 --> 00:41:33,897
and look for it together

652
00:41:34,63 --> 00:41:34,730
Them?

653
00:41:35,772 --> 00:41:37,980
Better to depend on myself

654
00:41:39,105 --> 00:41:41,938
Look bro, | hate to say this

655
00:41:42,355 --> 00:41:44,897
but you really need to change you're attitude

656
00:41:45,147 --> 00:41:46,397
Don't be so proud

657
00:41:47,730 --> 00:41:50,397
Even your best buddy left you

658
00:41:50,563 --> 00:41:52,605
because he couldn't stand you anymore

659
00:41:52,772 --> 00:41:54,188
How can you say that?

660
00:41:54,563 --> 00:41:55,480
Do you know why he left?

661
00:41:57,563 --> 00:41:59,313
Easy, easy

662
00:42:00,313 --> 00:42:01,313
Slow down

663
00:42:17,272 --> 00:42:19,605
Your friend came here to work?

664
00:42:21,313 --> 00:42:23,897
It's a nice quiet cemetery

665
00:42:26,563 --> 00:42:29,313
And your friend is...

666
00:42:33,772 --> 00:42:34,647
This...

667
00:42:37,855 --> 00:42:39,105
Yes, he really left me

668
00:42:40,63 --> 00:42:41,522
He was my best buddy

669
00:42:42,522 --> 00:42:43,438
Now he's here

670
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:45,772
He died?

671
00:42:48,563 --> 00:42:51,855
Sorry, | didn't mean to blurt it out

672
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,147
| didn't know

673
00:43:00,813 --> 00:43:03,855
A few years ago, we were on a mission

674
00:43:05,522 --> 00:43:06,772
| followed orders

675
00:43:08,522 --> 00:43:10,188
and stayed at my position

676
00:43:11,855 --> 00:43:13,147
instead of taking charge of the situation

677
00:43:14,980 --> 00:43:16,772
And my friend got killed

678
00:43:20,438 --> 00:43:25,147
From then on, | swore to work alone

679
00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:29,147
It's not that | don't trust a partner

680
00:43:32,647 --> 00:43:34,480
But I'm afraid of losing another one

681
00:43:40,897 --> 00:43:42,272
| guess I'm also lost from my group

682
00:43:43,147 --> 00:43:46,272
But at least | won't get anybody else hurt

683
00:43:47,647 --> 00:43:48,147
Right?

684
00:43:52,563 --> 00:43:57,230
| think you are too hard on yourself

685
00:43:57,647 --> 00:44:00,355
If your friend knew about this

686
00:44:00,522 --> 00:44:03,813
He wouldn't want you to always go at it alone

687
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:10,105
The Chinese word "man" is written this way

688
00:44:12,855 --> 00:44:18,938
One stroke on the left, one to the right

689
00:44:19,272 --> 00:44:24,22
Supporting each other up,
that's the meaning of "man"

690
00:44:55,272 --> 00:44:56,980
What's that you've been wearing around your neck?

691
00:44:58,855 --> 00:45:01,647
Let me show you this medallion

692
00:45:03,605 --> 00:45:06,355
My ancestors were imperial guards

693
00:45:06,647 --> 00:45:10,855
who fought foreign army in the Qing dynasty

694
00:45:11,147 --> 00:45:13,980
This was a present from the emperor

695
00:45:14,397 --> 00:45:15,855
Wow, such an honor

696
00:45:17,772 --> 00:45:18,647
What martial arts do you do?

697
00:45:19,730 --> 00:45:20,730
Taichi

698
00:45:22,313 --> 00:45:24,730
Well, | just do a bit

699
00:45:25,397 --> 00:45:27,980
I'm nothing like my ancestors

700
00:45:29,355 --> 00:45:31,188
| thought about serving in the army

701
00:45:31,522 --> 00:45:33,813
so as to bring honor to the family

702
00:45:34,688 --> 00:45:37,397
but you know I've got this handicap

703
00:45:37,772 --> 00:45:40,438
My bad left ear

704
00:45:50,188 --> 00:45:50,813
Brother

705
00:45:53,188 --> 00:45:57,480
| hope you can bless your best friend

706
00:45:57,730 --> 00:45:59,897
to find his family heirloom

707
00:46:00,105 --> 00:46:02,605
and bless me to get back to my group

708
00:46:03,772 --> 00:46:05,355
Sorry for the eariler offense

709
00:46:06,272 --> 00:46:07,563
Here's my respect

710
00:46:22,63 --> 00:46:25,355
Pineapple cakes...

711
00:46:31,438 --> 00:46:33,855
| will return to my tour

712
00:46:36,522 --> 00:46:38,313
The girl told me yesterday

713
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:39,563
to ask for Brother Biao

714
00:46:39,730 --> 00:46:41,980
He knows where everyone is

715
00:46:52,105 --> 00:46:52,855
Young men

716
00:46:53,605 --> 00:46:55,980
You're not doing it right

717
00:46:56,438 --> 00:46:57,855
Let me show you the correct way to pray

718
00:47:12,313 --> 00:47:13,688
You go that way, we'll look on both sides

719
00:47:13,855 --> 00:47:15,230
All right

720
00:47:17,563 --> 00:47:18,605
Ma'am

721
00:47:18,772 --> 00:47:19,480
What do you want?

722
00:47:19,647 --> 00:47:21,438
Is there a guy with a bowl haircut

723
00:47:21,605 --> 00:47:23,772
and a mole on his nose

724
00:47:24,230 --> 00:47:26,313
in this village?

725
00:47:26,855 --> 00:47:28,397
| don't understand you

726
00:47:28,563 --> 00:47:29,63
| mean

727
00:47:29,230 --> 00:47:30,522
Sorry, sorry. He's crazy

728
00:47:30,688 --> 00:47:31,772
Let's go

729
00:47:32,105 --> 00:47:33,63
| found the place

730
00:47:33,647 --> 00:47:35,647
You did?

731
00:47:36,105 --> 00:47:36,772
Where?

732
00:47:38,772 --> 00:47:39,730
What's this?

733
00:47:39,897 --> 00:47:40,897
Transformers

734
00:47:41,188 --> 00:47:42,22
Transformers?

735
00:47:42,647 --> 00:47:43,313
Seriously?

736
00:48:00,980 --> 00:48:02,605
Stop clapping, come in and look

737
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:04,397
Look for the guy

738
00:48:04,647 --> 00:48:05,897
Great dance

739
00:48:15,938 --> 00:48:16,855
He's the one

740
00:48:21,22 --> 00:48:21,688
Stop right there

741
00:48:23,63 --> 00:48:23,772
Stop

742
00:48:26,355 --> 00:48:28,272
Third Price...Princes

743
00:48:35,938 --> 00:48:37,105
Take that! Take that!

744
00:48:47,147 --> 00:48:47,980
Who are you people?

745
00:48:48,313 --> 00:48:48,980
Let me go

746
00:48:49,147 --> 00:48:52,605
Wait till you meet our boss, he'll tell you

747
00:49:09,230 --> 00:49:09,855
Get out

748
00:49:16,188 --> 00:49:18,313
You're afraid of dogs?

749
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,897
No, not afraid, on the contrary...

750
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:38,230
Get inside

751
00:49:44,980 --> 00:49:46,397
What you looking at?

752
00:49:47,688 --> 00:49:50,438
Who are you people?

753
00:50:04,63 --> 00:50:05,230
Why did you take the painting?

754
00:50:05,438 --> 00:50:06,397
Shut up!

755
00:50:08,355 --> 00:50:09,688
What the hell?

756
00:50:11,105 --> 00:50:13,688
| read faces for over 20 years

757
00:50:14,605 --> 00:50:17,272
| can tell right away you are criminals

758
00:50:18,522 --> 00:50:21,480
You look innocent, but have evil thoughts

759
00:50:21,897 --> 00:50:23,480
Nothing good can come out of you

760
00:50:24,63 --> 00:50:27,688
No wonder you committed such a crime

761
00:50:28,313 --> 00:50:29,230
What are you talking about?

762
00:50:29,397 --> 00:50:30,647
Yeah, what are you talking about?

763
00:50:31,938 --> 00:50:34,605
Take me as a fool? Show it to them

764
00:50:35,647 --> 00:50:36,938
You may fool others

765
00:50:37,313 --> 00:50:38,897
but not Gangster Wu

766
00:50:39,63 --> 00:50:40,647
You did it, and now it's all on tape

767
00:50:41,313 --> 00:50:42,938
Clear as day

768
00:50:43,438 --> 00:50:45,730
You took the national treasure

769
00:50:45,938 --> 00:50:47,813
Shameless idiots

770
00:50:48,647 --> 00:50:51,147
Hey, isn't that you?

771
00:50:51,397 --> 00:50:54,188
If | were in my younger days with a bad temper

772
00:50:54,897 --> 00:50:57,63
| would've fed you to the dogs

773
00:50:58,813 --> 00:50:59,480
You scum!

774
00:51:01,355 --> 00:51:04,188
| don't even know him

775
00:51:04,355 --> 00:51:04,980
Take them away

776
00:51:08,355 --> 00:51:09,647
Boss, I'll take the painting upstairs

777
00:51:17,730 --> 00:51:18,438
Here

778
00:51:18,813 --> 00:51:20,438
Thank you for retrieving the painting

779
00:51:22,647 --> 00:51:25,522
This is from our Museum

780
00:51:26,355 --> 00:51:28,147
Please accept our gratitude

781
00:51:28,313 --> 00:51:30,147
No way

782
00:51:30,355 --> 00:51:31,605
| can't possibly take this

783
00:51:32,272 --> 00:51:34,188
I'm just trying to be a good citizen

784
00:51:34,355 --> 00:51:35,647
Take it back

785
00:51:37,147 --> 00:51:38,938
What do | do with those two thieves?

786
00:51:39,605 --> 00:51:41,522
Someone will arrest them later

787
00:51:41,688 --> 00:51:42,522
Don't worry

788
00:51:43,688 --> 00:51:45,147
We need to take the painting back now

789
00:51:45,355 --> 00:51:47,230
Hope you will come to the exhibition

790
00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:48,730
Of course

791
00:51:53,230 --> 00:51:55,897
People who work at the museum really are different

792
00:51:56,63 --> 00:51:58,855
Real high-class

793
00:52:03,105 --> 00:52:05,188
Will you stop looking at the girls?

794
00:52:06,647 --> 00:52:09,480
Didn't you say it was a heirloom?

795
00:52:09,688 --> 00:52:11,688
How do you explain that video?

796
00:52:11,855 --> 00:52:14,563
Dumbass, can't you see it was a training drill?

797
00:52:15,147 --> 00:52:15,522
What?

798
00:52:15,688 --> 00:52:16,563
Drill!

799
00:52:16,730 --> 00:52:19,563
What did you say?

800
00:52:20,688 --> 00:52:22,730
| said it was a drill

801
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:26,230
| don't believe anything you say anymore

802
00:52:27,63 --> 00:52:28,522
What are you doing?

803
00:52:28,688 --> 00:52:31,105
Stop moving, stop twisting

804
00:52:32,272 --> 00:52:33,397
I'll just do it myself

805
00:53:01,147 --> 00:53:02,355
What are you...

806
00:53:18,272 --> 00:53:19,105
Crazy!

807
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,980
Why jump when you can just climb down

808
00:53:24,730 --> 00:53:25,980
Slow down

809
00:53:28,397 --> 00:53:29,563
Wait for me

810
00:53:40,980 --> 00:53:42,105
What is in that box?

811
00:53:47,647 --> 00:53:48,480
You better fess up!

812
00:53:52,855 --> 00:53:53,438
Boss

813
00:53:54,105 --> 00:53:57,22
That car just went by

814
00:53:57,188 --> 00:53:59,313
Yes, that's the one! It drove by!

815
00:54:01,105 --> 00:54:03,480
Those foreigners just go on Highway 78

816
00:54:03,647 --> 00:54:04,272
Repeat

817
00:54:04,522 --> 00:54:05,980
Highway 78

818
00:54:06,147 --> 00:54:09,188
Hmm...why are they going to Kaohsiung?

819
00:54:10,22 --> 00:54:11,147
That tall foreign guy

820
00:54:11,772 --> 00:54:13,313
is the boss of those two women

821
00:54:14,397 --> 00:54:15,897
They are international art thieves

822
00:54:16,522 --> 00:54:18,22
We've been watching them for a long time

823
00:54:20,22 --> 00:54:20,772
They stole a

824
00:54:20,938 --> 00:54:23,438
400 year old painting being exhibited
for the first time

825
00:54:24,188 --> 00:54:26,22
400 years

826
00:54:26,772 --> 00:54:28,313
That's priceless!

827
00:54:28,688 --> 00:54:31,355
| was hoping to find it
before tomorrow's exhibition

828
00:54:31,813 --> 00:54:32,730
But now we have nothing

829
00:54:32,897 --> 00:54:34,313
Both halves are stolen

830
00:54:34,563 --> 00:54:35,563
and they've framed me

831
00:54:37,688 --> 00:54:38,63
What?!

832
00:54:38,230 --> 00:54:41,522
Why didn't you tell me the truth before?

833
00:54:41,688 --> 00:54:44,397
Why did you say it's a family heirloom?

834
00:54:45,897 --> 00:54:47,147
You little man

835
00:54:47,563 --> 00:54:49,730
Don't be so proud, ok?

836
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:53,480
The meaning of "man" is to support each other

837
00:54:53,647 --> 00:54:55,355
Fine, everything is my fault, ok!

838
00:55:00,730 --> 00:55:01,563
Excellent

839
00:55:18,980 --> 00:55:23,63
Look, let's not get into a big fight now

840
00:55:32,63 --> 00:55:32,813
See this?

841
00:55:34,272 --> 00:55:38,563
My ancestors were imperial guards

842
00:55:39,522 --> 00:55:40,438
But me?

843
00:55:40,605 --> 00:55:43,938
I'm just a regular Joe in Beijing

844
00:55:44,230 --> 00:55:46,938
Even so, | dare not lose my family's face

845
00:55:47,188 --> 00:55:48,772
A national treasure's been stolen

846
00:55:49,230 --> 00:55:50,272
Ask not what your country

847
00:55:50,730 --> 00:55:52,772
does for you; ask what you do for your country

848
00:55:53,105 --> 00:55:54,730
Especially since we are both security guards

849
00:55:56,980 --> 00:55:58,313
Stop moping about like a girl

850
00:55:59,230 --> 00:56:00,605
As long as we work together

851
00:56:00,772 --> 00:56:02,480
There will be a way

852
00:56:08,605 --> 00:56:10,63
| am atop security guard

853
00:56:11,522 --> 00:56:12,22
Ace

854
00:56:13,730 --> 00:56:14,313
Ace

855
00:56:18,272 --> 00:56:19,813
Cheer up!

856
00:57:06,147 --> 00:57:08,730
Take this

857
00:57:14,147 --> 00:57:17,397
It's cool and brand new

858
00:57:23,105 --> 00:57:23,980
Now you're cool

859
00:58:30,522 --> 00:58:32,105
| knew you wouldn't get far

860
00:58:33,438 --> 00:58:35,605
So tell me the truth, what really happened?

861
00:58:35,772 --> 00:58:37,730
| almost got the treasure back, but now it's gone

862
00:58:37,897 --> 00:58:39,563
Thanks to you, what do you want now?

863
00:58:40,813 --> 00:58:42,480
So you're really not the thieves?

864
00:58:43,188 --> 00:58:44,605
A misunderstanding

865
00:58:44,772 --> 00:58:47,147
This is a serious misunderstanding

866
00:58:47,355 --> 00:58:48,563
Hear me out

867
00:58:48,772 --> 00:58:50,772
I've been with this guy for two days

868
00:58:50,938 --> 00:58:52,522
| guarantee upon my life

869
00:58:52,688 --> 00:58:54,355
that he is not a criminal

870
00:58:54,522 --> 00:58:56,813
Those foreigners are behind this theft

871
00:58:56,980 --> 00:58:57,688
That's right

872
00:58:57,813 --> 00:58:58,813
Get lost

873
00:59:01,980 --> 00:59:02,938
Listen to me

874
00:59:03,688 --> 00:59:04,772
Videotapes...

875
00:59:04,980 --> 00:59:07,105
don't tell the truth anymore

876
00:59:07,272 --> 00:59:08,147
That's right

877
00:59:08,313 --> 00:59:09,563
| read faces for so many years

878
00:59:09,730 --> 00:59:11,147
but | never read foreigners’ faces

879
00:59:11,313 --> 00:59:11,855
That's right

880
00:59:12,22 --> 00:59:15,147
We are all on the same team, we shouldn't fight

881
00:59:15,438 --> 00:59:17,22
This is the work of Z and his group

882
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:19,105
They have staged heists in the past

883
00:59:19,272 --> 00:59:20,647
A celebrity thief

884
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:22,188
Wait

885
00:59:22,647 --> 00:59:25,438
Didn't you say we looked innocent on the outside

886
00:59:25,605 --> 00:59:27,272
but on the inside, we're...

887
00:59:28,438 --> 00:59:29,855
One of a kind

888
00:59:30,438 --> 00:59:32,438
You didn't hear me correctly

889
00:59:33,605 --> 00:59:36,397
How did you know that | have a bad ear?

890
00:59:37,105 --> 00:59:39,188
See? | do know how to read people

891
00:59:40,355 --> 00:59:41,813
Listen, young men

892
00:59:42,272 --> 00:59:44,272
| lost the treasure

893
00:59:44,522 --> 00:59:46,813
So | will be responsible for getting it back

894
00:59:47,355 --> 00:59:48,522
From now on

895
00:59:48,688 --> 00:59:51,22
All my crew along the west coast of Taiwan

896
00:59:51,313 --> 00:59:52,438
will work for you

897
00:59:52,938 --> 00:59:53,647
Brotherhood

898
00:59:54,605 --> 00:59:55,772
Awesome!

899
00:59:56,730 --> 00:59:57,480
What does that mean?

900
00:59:57,897 --> 00:59:59,313
It's a compliment

901
01:00:00,855 --> 01:00:01,938
Right

902
01:00:02,897 --> 01:00:04,22
Awesome-ness!

903
01:00:08,397 --> 01:00:10,63
Dearest guests from China

904
01:00:10,230 --> 01:00:11,313
123, you come to Taiwan

905
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:12,897
Taiwan has a famous Alishan

906
01:00:13,63 --> 01:00:15,397
That's right, here we are, so very close

907
01:00:15,563 --> 01:00:17,855
but since you saw it on pixel-perfect TV

908
01:00:18,22 --> 01:00:19,855
We'll just drive right by

909
01:00:20,22 --> 01:00:21,147
and see Alishan through the window

910
01:00:21,313 --> 01:00:23,230
and let's go straight to Cape No.7

911
01:00:23,397 --> 01:00:25,230
and write some love letters

912
01:00:25,397 --> 01:00:26,563
isn't this a great idea?

913
01:00:26,730 --> 01:00:28,313
So romantic and touching?

914
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:30,355
Agree? Agree?

915
01:00:31,272 --> 01:00:33,897
Dearest guests, stay most calm

916
01:00:34,63 --> 01:00:35,897
There's a little change in plan

917
01:00:36,63 --> 01:00:37,522
If you don't like to hear me sing

918
01:00:37,688 --> 01:00:38,272
Not a problem

919
01:00:38,438 --> 01:00:40,813
Let me present to you my

920
01:00:40,980 --> 01:00:45,272
Taiwan one-man show

921
01:00:46,730 --> 01:00:50,105
Welcome to Taiwan Idol

922
01:00:50,272 --> 01:00:52,313
You can sing, but can you dance?

923
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:53,355
Can you?

924
01:00:53,522 --> 01:00:56,22
This is Ryan Seacrest here

925
01:00:56,188 --> 01:00:59,272
| will teach you how to be an idol too

926
01:01:05,63 --> 01:01:06,438
Keep an eye out for me

927
01:01:06,605 --> 01:01:08,272
Three people

928
01:01:08,605 --> 01:01:09,688
In a car

929
01:01:10,22 --> 01:01:12,105
License plate 513503

930
01:01:12,522 --> 01:01:13,772
That's right

931
01:01:16,22 --> 01:01:17,938
Just shut up and listen

932
01:01:18,188 --> 01:01:20,438
If you see a man and two women in a car

933
01:01:20,605 --> 01:01:23,22
License plate 513503

934
01:01:23,188 --> 01:01:24,897
Just stop the car right away

935
01:01:25,688 --> 01:01:27,313
Gotta go

936
01:01:30,188 --> 01:01:34,272
Hello? It's me

937
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:36,22
See three foreigners

938
01:01:36,313 --> 01:01:37,438
in a car

939
01:01:37,647 --> 01:01:40,63
Call me, ok?

940
01:01:46,272 --> 01:01:47,480
Another problem?

941
01:01:50,22 --> 01:01:51,438
No! No! No!

942
01:01:51,980 --> 01:01:53,397
The thing is

943
01:01:53,730 --> 01:01:55,897
Besides the treasure

944
01:01:56,230 --> 01:01:57,813
| have a wallet

945
01:01:58,272 --> 01:02:01,105
that was also stolen by your people

946
01:02:01,313 --> 01:02:01,730
What?

947
01:02:01,897 --> 01:02:05,397
That money is from my fellow guards

948
01:02:05,563 --> 01:02:08,63
for me to buy them Taiwan souvenirs

949
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:14,313
Thief

950
01:02:15,938 --> 01:02:17,772
What did | teach you?

951
01:02:18,105 --> 01:02:20,522
How can you embarrass me like that?

952
01:02:28,105 --> 01:02:28,938
This is it, right?

953
01:02:29,105 --> 01:02:31,22
Yes, thank you

954
01:02:33,438 --> 01:02:34,355
You!

955
01:02:34,688 --> 01:02:38,230
| tried to change you with this mole

956
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:39,105
Here

957
01:02:41,188 --> 01:02:42,22
Here's another good luck mole

958
01:02:42,938 --> 01:02:44,897
See if it can make you a better person

959
01:02:46,938 --> 01:02:48,563
And the hair

960
01:02:49,22 --> 01:02:51,147
Are you still listening to the Beatles?

961
01:02:52,230 --> 01:02:53,63
Get a perm!

962
01:02:57,855 --> 01:02:58,855
What flavor do you want?

963
01:03:00,563 --> 01:03:02,63
Mango

964
01:03:11,230 --> 01:03:12,397
Make sure my boat's on time

965
01:03:13,147 --> 01:03:16,397
The car you're looking for
just drove into the harbor

966
01:03:16,563 --> 01:03:18,730
Let me know what else to do

967
01:03:19,605 --> 01:03:23,397
Thanks for your big help

968
01:03:24,355 --> 01:03:27,22
I'll take over from here

969
01:03:27,272 --> 01:03:28,397
That's all for today

970
01:03:28,563 --> 01:03:29,938
Come visit me on the west coast some day

971
01:03:34,105 --> 01:03:35,105
You hear that?

972
01:03:35,897 --> 01:03:38,272
| think the thieves are trying to

973
01:03:38,438 --> 01:03:39,688
deport form the Kaohsiung harbor

974
01:03:40,22 --> 01:03:41,355
| will go and stop them

975
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:46,22
Ocean, you are here on vacation

976
01:03:46,188 --> 01:03:47,230
This has nothing to do with you

977
01:03:47,688 --> 01:03:48,522
Return to your tour

978
01:03:49,22 --> 01:03:50,63
It's just gonna get more dangerous

979
01:03:50,230 --> 01:03:51,438
| don't want you to get hurt

980
01:03:52,855 --> 01:03:53,605
Brother

981
01:03:56,272 --> 01:03:58,938
Since we call each other brothers now

982
01:03:59,605 --> 01:04:00,438
Don't say a thing

983
01:04:01,22 --> 01:04:02,522
You have that girl's number, right?

984
01:04:02,855 --> 01:04:03,605
Call her

985
01:04:03,772 --> 01:04:06,272
and get my tour guide on the phone

986
01:04:06,897 --> 01:04:07,397
Do it

987
01:04:18,230 --> 01:04:18,772
Hello?

988
01:04:19,272 --> 01:04:19,938
Hello?

989
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:21,272
Are you ok?

990
01:04:21,688 --> 01:04:23,730
Yes, are you and Ocean ok?

991
01:04:25,980 --> 01:04:27,480
Give the phone to the tour guide

992
01:04:27,647 --> 01:04:29,105
Ocean wants to talk to him

993
01:04:29,272 --> 01:04:30,438
Hold on

994
01:04:30,813 --> 01:04:31,480
Idol, here

995
01:04:35,605 --> 01:04:36,272
Hello?

996
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:37,480
Mr. Ocean

997
01:04:37,647 --> 01:04:39,438
Didn't | tell you that our No.1 rule is

998
01:04:39,605 --> 01:04:41,897
never to wander off alone

999
01:04:42,63 --> 01:04:43,480
Where are you?

1000
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:46,105
What are you doing? Get back here right now

1001
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:48,897
Do you have any idea the trouble you're in?

1002
01:04:49,147 --> 01:04:49,730
Idol

1003
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:53,605
Listen to me

1004
01:04:54,313 --> 01:04:57,980
| know leaving the group is a serious offense

1005
01:04:58,522 --> 01:05:02,272
I'm sorry for all the trouble I've brought you

1006
01:05:02,438 --> 01:05:04,105
But please believe me

1007
01:05:04,272 --> 01:05:08,313
| didn't do anything illegal in Taiwan

1008
01:05:08,522 --> 01:05:10,938
| just have one last thing to help

1009
01:05:11,105 --> 01:05:12,938
and then I'll return tomorrow

1010
01:05:13,105 --> 01:05:14,188
But

1011
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:17,938
lf | never return due to some accident

1012
01:05:18,438 --> 01:05:20,938
Well, then | guess | owe you one

1013
01:05:21,105 --> 01:05:23,230
I'll pay you back in the next life

1014
01:05:23,397 --> 01:05:24,813
You can't pay me back

1015
01:05:25,147 --> 01:05:26,63
You know what you cost me?

1016
01:05:26,188 --> 01:05:27,855
Wandering off like this?

1017
01:05:28,188 --> 01:05:31,813
250 grand, not 25 dollars!

1018
01:05:31,980 --> 01:05:33,522
| have a family to support

1019
01:05:33,688 --> 01:05:34,772
Can you stop trying to bankrupt me?

1020
01:05:34,938 --> 01:05:36,188
Stop destroying me?

1021
01:05:36,355 --> 01:05:37,688
I'm dying here, again and again

1022
01:05:37,855 --> 01:05:39,980
Will you please come back?

1023
01:05:40,313 --> 01:05:43,730
Instantly, promptly, immediately. Right now!

1024
01:05:47,563 --> 01:05:48,897
Shut up!

1025
01:05:49,230 --> 01:05:51,647
You offend my friends, you offend me

1026
01:05:52,230 --> 01:05:54,897
Why are you harassing him over such a small amount?

1027
01:05:55,188 --> 01:05:56,397
Can't you handle it?

1028
01:05:56,563 --> 01:05:58,730
You shut up, who the hell are you?

1029
01:06:00,63 --> 01:06:00,980
Don't know me?

1030
01:06:01,397 --> 01:06:02,522
Listen carefully

1031
01:06:03,647 --> 01:06:05,730
I'm Gangster Wu

1032
01:06:06,647 --> 01:06:07,563
Gangster Wu?

1033
01:06:07,938 --> 01:06:10,63
As a tour guide, I've met all kinds

1034
01:06:10,397 --> 01:06:12,188
Stop your bull!

1035
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:13,480
Listen

1036
01:06:13,647 --> 01:06:17,230
| had a dog once, | called him Little Gangster

1037
01:06:19,772 --> 01:06:22,22
Don't you dare play with fire

1038
01:06:23,63 --> 01:06:24,563
What goes around comes around

1039
01:06:25,147 --> 01:06:26,438
If you ever cross my path again

1040
01:06:26,688 --> 01:06:28,188
you'll Know what to expect

1041
01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:30,897
Hello?

1042
01:06:36,105 --> 01:06:37,730
Are we bros?

1043
01:06:39,188 --> 01:06:42,188
If we are, then I'm in

1044
01:06:43,355 --> 01:06:46,605
You're even wearing my shirt

1045
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:49,105
"Go kick some ass!"

1046
01:06:53,105 --> 01:06:53,772
My bro

1047
01:07:37,313 --> 01:07:38,438
Why can't | go in?

1048
01:07:38,605 --> 01:07:39,438
Not allowed

1049
01:07:40,63 --> 01:07:42,688
Calling back up, back up!

1050
01:07:45,813 --> 01:07:46,855
Wanna come in?

1051
01:07:48,105 --> 01:07:49,22
Cowboy?

1052
01:07:51,397 --> 01:07:52,855
You got a gang?

1053
01:07:55,355 --> 01:07:56,772
Call them, call them

1054
01:08:02,147 --> 01:08:04,355
You stinky little losers!

1055
01:08:16,522 --> 01:08:17,355
Go and stall them

1056
01:08:26,563 --> 01:08:28,147
There's a car behind

1057
01:08:28,772 --> 01:08:29,397
Leave it

1058
01:08:30,897 --> 01:08:31,730
Let it pass

1059
01:08:31,897 --> 01:08:33,563
Here, this way

1060
01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:35,605
Just leave it

1061
01:08:40,980 --> 01:08:41,855
It's following us?

1062
01:09:28,688 --> 01:09:29,230
| didn't mean it

1063
01:09:31,730 --> 01:09:33,313
| got one of them

1064
01:09:33,438 --> 01:09:34,855
It's me!

1065
01:09:35,772 --> 01:09:36,313
Watch out!

1066
01:09:37,313 --> 01:09:38,730
Awesome!

1067
01:10:01,147 --> 01:10:01,813
Watch out

1068
01:10:02,855 --> 01:10:04,188
This way this way

1069
01:10:08,980 --> 01:10:10,147
Lock it up

1070
01:10:10,397 --> 01:10:10,813
How?

1071
01:10:24,105 --> 01:10:25,563
Don't walk so fast

1072
01:10:25,730 --> 01:10:27,355
Do you know where they are?

1073
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:31,522
My ass

1074
01:11:07,605 --> 01:11:08,147
Brother

1075
01:11:24,63 --> 01:11:26,22
Bro, you all right?

1076
01:11:26,188 --> 01:11:28,397
Watch his feet

1077
01:11:28,563 --> 01:11:30,230
You think | don't know that?

1078
01:11:30,897 --> 01:11:31,772
So you're the traitor?

1079
01:11:31,938 --> 01:11:33,522
No wonder the tapes got leaked

1080
01:11:34,355 --> 01:11:36,63
Hey, don't call me that

1081
01:11:36,480 --> 01:11:38,563
| only make 50k as a security guard

1082
01:11:38,897 --> 01:11:40,480
and not even a bonus last year

1083
01:11:41,22 --> 01:11:42,63
| got bills to pay

1084
01:11:42,313 --> 01:11:43,230
What can | do?

1085
01:11:43,438 --> 01:11:45,813
So you're a security guard too?

1086
01:11:46,230 --> 01:11:48,522
You certainly make more money than | ever have

1087
01:11:48,688 --> 01:11:50,438
But I'd never sell a national treasure for money

1088
01:11:50,563 --> 01:11:51,355
Stop wasting time

1089
01:11:54,522 --> 01:11:55,272
You be careful

1090
01:12:34,897 --> 01:12:37,605
Don't fret, I'll help you find him

1091
01:12:40,730 --> 01:12:41,230
West...your west

1092
01:12:41,397 --> 01:12:42,313
He's to your west

1093
01:12:49,897 --> 01:12:52,647
Didn't | tell you to watch his feet?

1094
01:12:58,855 --> 01:13:01,147
East side, east side, he's coming from the east

1095
01:13:07,230 --> 01:13:10,938
Don't you understand me?

1096
01:13:11,105 --> 01:13:14,522
What's with east and west,
can't you just say right or left?

1097
01:13:14,647 --> 01:13:18,730
Sorry, that's how we say it in Beijing

1098
01:13:25,938 --> 01:13:27,188
Left, he's on the left

1099
01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:33,647
Didn't you say Left?

1100
01:13:33,813 --> 01:13:35,772
| meant my left

1101
01:13:38,355 --> 01:13:39,438
You stay out of this

1102
01:13:39,605 --> 01:13:41,147
I'll handle it myself

1103
01:13:41,313 --> 01:13:42,480
All right

1104
01:14:09,22 --> 01:14:09,480
Yes

1105
01:14:15,730 --> 01:14:16,397
You make 50k

1106
01:14:16,605 --> 01:14:17,480
| only make half that

1107
01:14:17,647 --> 01:14:18,522
| NEVER had a bonus

1108
01:14:18,688 --> 01:14:19,480
You cut my benefits

1109
01:14:19,647 --> 01:14:20,480
Talk behind my back

1110
01:14:20,647 --> 01:14:22,230
Never give me tips

1111
01:14:22,397 --> 01:14:23,188
Make me work overtime

1112
01:14:23,355 --> 01:14:25,355
Traitor

1113
01:14:25,605 --> 01:14:26,188
Here | come

1114
01:14:26,355 --> 01:14:27,105
Stop

1115
01:14:28,438 --> 01:14:29,397
I'll cut you guys 30%

1116
01:14:31,355 --> 01:14:32,230
No way!

1117
01:14:50,105 --> 01:14:50,855
What are you doing?

1118
01:14:51,22 --> 01:14:51,730
Hot

1119
01:14:52,272 --> 01:14:53,397
I'm hot too

1120
01:14:55,355 --> 01:14:56,22
Now way!

1121
01:14:56,188 --> 01:14:57,438
I'll count to three, and we'll jump

1122
01:14:57,605 --> 01:14:58,938
You are too crazy

1123
01:14:59,105 --> 01:14:59,855
1...

1124
01:15:00,605 --> 01:15:01,147
2...

1125
01:15:01,313 --> 01:15:01,772
Don't

1126
01:15:01,938 --> 01:15:02,897
3...

1127
01:15:04,272 --> 01:15:06,730
Bro, why are you doing this to me?

1128
01:15:06,897 --> 01:15:08,938
Why? WHY? W-H-Y?

1129
01:15:09,105 --> 01:15:09,563
Bro

1130
01:15:09,730 --> 01:15:12,772
The most important thing in life, is to be happy

1131
01:15:21,980 --> 01:15:23,897
Why aren't we there yet?

1132
01:15:39,313 --> 01:15:39,813
Bro

1133
01:15:40,813 --> 01:15:41,147
Bro

1134
01:15:41,313 --> 01:15:43,563
Bro, you all right?

1135
01:15:44,688 --> 01:15:45,272
I'm fine

1136
01:15:51,188 --> 01:15:51,938
Stop

1137
01:15:52,938 --> 01:15:54,272
Wait

1138
01:16:07,22 --> 01:16:07,688
You stay put

1139
01:16:08,605 --> 01:16:12,22
I'll show him my Taichi

1140
01:16:23,855 --> 01:16:24,438
Bro

1141
01:16:33,730 --> 01:16:34,397
Thank you

1142
01:17:07,63 --> 01:17:08,480
How come | don't feel any pain?

1143
01:17:14,647 --> 01:17:15,480
What happened to me?

1144
01:17:27,647 --> 01:17:29,605
Are you ok?

1145
01:18:31,438 --> 01:18:34,647
It's not how much you hit,
but how much you can take

1146
01:18:59,147 --> 01:18:59,772
Watch out!

1147
01:19:29,605 --> 01:19:31,397
Ocean! Ocean!

1148
01:19:32,147 --> 01:19:32,813
Bro!

1149
01:19:33,313 --> 01:19:34,480
Wake up, Ocean

1150
01:19:34,980 --> 01:19:35,730
Bro!

1151
01:19:36,688 --> 01:19:38,897
| knew | shouldn't have friends

1152
01:19:39,188 --> 01:19:40,480
| always get them hurt

1153
01:19:41,563 --> 01:19:43,563
I'm so sorry, So sorry

1154
01:19:45,522 --> 01:19:46,313
So sorry

1155
01:19:47,980 --> 01:19:48,897
Bro

1156
01:20:00,63 --> 01:20:01,563
What the...?

1157
01:20:11,730 --> 01:20:13,772
| thought you were a tough guy

1158
01:20:14,105 --> 01:20:16,897
but you cry like a girl

1159
01:20:23,522 --> 01:20:24,605
Wait for me

1160
01:20:24,772 --> 01:20:26,272
I'm hurt

1161
01:20:26,938 --> 01:20:28,313
I'm hurt

1162
01:20:30,522 --> 01:20:31,688
Help me up

1163
01:20:33,230 --> 01:20:35,688
"Guard work together and retrieve national treasure"

1164
01:20:35,855 --> 01:20:37,188
Dearest guests

1165
01:20:37,355 --> 01:20:39,605
Time flies when you're having fun

1166
01:20:39,772 --> 01:20:41,272
Now is the time to say goodbye

1167
01:20:41,438 --> 01:20:43,855
Here's my business card for all of you

1168
01:20:44,813 --> 01:20:46,63
Bro

1169
01:20:46,230 --> 01:20:47,855
I'm right here

1170
01:20:48,730 --> 01:20:49,938
- Ocean
- Wow, you're late

1171
01:20:50,105 --> 01:20:50,897
These souvenirs are for you

1172
01:20:52,230 --> 01:20:54,272
What can | say?

1173
01:20:54,480 --> 01:20:55,605
You still haven't visited many places

1174
01:20:55,772 --> 01:20:57,22
or tried much of our food

1175
01:20:59,63 --> 01:20:59,563
Bro

1176
01:21:01,563 --> 01:21:02,647
Stop right there

1177
01:21:03,63 --> 01:21:05,438
Come visit me in Beijing

1178
01:21:05,605 --> 01:21:07,438
You treated me to Taiwan beer

1179
01:21:07,605 --> 01:21:08,647
I'll treat you to Chinese wine

1180
01:21:08,813 --> 01:21:10,938
We will get properly drunk

1181
01:21:11,105 --> 01:21:11,730
Count me in

1182
01:21:20,605 --> 01:21:21,980
You guys chat

1183
01:21:24,230 --> 01:21:25,688
Miss Jane

1184
01:21:26,147 --> 01:21:27,397
Nice to meet you

1185
01:21:30,147 --> 01:21:31,22
You look nice

1186
01:21:32,980 --> 01:21:33,563
Wait

1187
01:21:36,313 --> 01:21:39,522
| told you | can hear everything, right?

1188
01:21:39,688 --> 01:21:40,938
Including what your heart is saying, ok?

1189
01:21:46,355 --> 01:21:50,105
Bro, is that ok now?

1190
01:21:54,188 --> 01:21:54,897
Yes, it's ok

1191
01:22:03,980 --> 01:22:04,480
Get lost

1192
01:22:05,147 --> 01:22:06,397
Closer, closer

1193
01:22:11,980 --> 01:22:13,147
Brother Wu

1194
01:22:14,63 --> 01:22:15,105
| will really miss you

1195
01:22:15,272 --> 01:22:17,313
If you come to Taiwan again

1196
01:22:17,480 --> 01:22:18,563
remember to visit me

1197
01:22:19,188 --> 01:22:20,22
Brother Wu

1198
01:22:20,688 --> 01:22:22,938
Of course

1199
01:22:37,855 --> 01:22:39,63
What are you doing?

1200
01:22:39,563 --> 01:22:40,230
Old age eyes

1201
01:22:52,563 --> 01:22:54,730
So you're the famous Idol

1202
01:22:54,897 --> 01:22:57,563
who gave my friends crap for 250k?

1203
01:22:59,147 --> 01:22:59,938
Dumbass!

1204
01:23:00,147 --> 01:23:01,438
And who are you?

1205
01:23:02,647 --> 01:23:03,355
Who am |?

1206
01:23:03,522 --> 01:23:04,63
Who?

1207
01:23:04,230 --> 01:23:06,563
Gangster Wu!

1208
01:23:07,63 --> 01:23:09,772
Gangster or Lobster

1209
01:23:09,938 --> 01:23:11,147
or Ghostbuster

1210
01:23:11,438 --> 01:23:15,730
You're the Wu who almost lost a national treasure

1211
01:23:15,897 --> 01:23:17,63
| know all about it

1212
01:23:30,355 --> 01:23:30,938
Boss

1213
01:23:32,22 --> 01:23:34,105
Idol offered us a grand tour of Taiwan

1214
01:23:38,438 --> 01:23:40,938
Times are changing fast

1215
01:23:41,147 --> 01:23:43,438
Get with the program

1216
01:23:46,813 --> 01:23:47,313
Let's go

1217
01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:49,313
You...

1218
01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:52,980
Being a tour guide is a better living

1219
01:24:00,63 --> 01:24:01,188
I'm heading off

1220
01:24:01,730 --> 01:24:03,397
I'll wait for you in Beijing

1221
01:24:06,480 --> 01:24:07,272
Take care

1222
01:24:49,688 --> 01:24:50,772
"Jane Zhang's Photography Exhibition"

1223
01:25:12,188 --> 01:25:14,730
Senior Guard Ocean Ni

1224
01:25:15,63 --> 01:25:16,188
had a very successful trip

1225
01:25:16,355 --> 01:25:17,897
to Taiwan

1226
01:25:19,813 --> 01:25:21,105
To honor his achievement

1227
01:25:21,397 --> 01:25:25,813
We are promoting him to a one-room apartment

1228
01:25:27,147 --> 01:25:29,188
Now you can look for a wife

1229
01:25:29,397 --> 01:25:32,272
Ocean, Ocean runs so deep!

1230
01:25:32,480 --> 01:25:35,855
Ocean, Ocean I'd love to keep!

1231
01:25:39,897 --> 01:25:44,230
You know, | already have a place to live

1232
01:25:44,397 --> 01:25:45,230
Why don't you

1233
01:25:45,397 --> 01:25:49,105
just give it to me in cash

1234
01:25:49,313 --> 01:25:50,730
and I'll share with the rest of the guards

1235
01:25:50,897 --> 01:25:53,980
and keep everyone happy

1236
01:25:55,105 --> 01:25:56,522
Also, | wanna ask

1237
01:25:56,688 --> 01:25:58,772
Can | please take off

1238
01:25:58,938 --> 01:26:01,605
the sponsor's red shirt now?

1239
01:26:08,563 --> 01:26:09,438
Rise